April 2012
114 posts
March 2012
25 posts
our generation's children's names are going to...
: "TEN, ELEVEN, RORY, RIVER, COME HERE SUPER TIME IS READY."
: "MOFFAT GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THE TOILET."
: "KATNISS RUE NO WHAT R U DOING."
: "SEVERUS PRIMROSE GALE HARRY THE THIRD WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU."
: "Dumbledore those aren't potatoes."
: "SHERLOCK NO STOP. DON'T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH."
: "Clove Amelia what did I say."
: "ALBUS MOCKINGJAY GET BACK OVER HERE."
: "Tardis, no, bad, mummy's going to get into a fit if you touch her wand collection one more time."
: "HARRY LOUIS NAILL ZAYN LIAM POTTER GET OUT OF BED."
: "SHUT UP MERLIN"
: "HERMIONE GET BACK HERE"
: "EFFIE, THAT IS MAHOGANY."
floopowderchristmastroy:
ok. you’re. ow. you’re ruining. ok. your beautiful face is ruining my life. my life. ok. im ok with this. because. because. your face. you’re so talented. talented. your face is beautiful. you’re so humble. ow. ok. my ovaries. gone. what life. after my life has shriveled to a small raisin. can we. can we make out. ok. ok. can you make out with martin freeman. ok.
xD
Pretend you're in the hunger games being...
Caesar: tell me, is there a special guy back home?
you: no, not really.
Caesar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face; a pretty lady as you. Tell me.
you: well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
Caesar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHAHAHA!
you: Thanks, but I don't think winning is going help me at all.
Caesar: and why not
you: because... he is fictional.
"BBC Sherlock will start filming in early 2013"
patrincumuse:
blameitonthesilence:
consulting-detective-colleen:
misscandyhart:
We can do this….WE. CAN. DO. THIS!
We’ll survive. We are the fandom who waited!
oh my god how am I going to do this fandom I need your support SUPPORT ME FANDOM SUPPORT ME
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
This was a lot of fun to make XD
halibear22:
jajajajaja I can´t stop laughing!!! the scarf is killing me xD!
